Remi on Nostr: I try not to be a food elitist but Americans are such picky eaters it's insane. >"I ...
I try not to be a food elitist but Americans are such picky eaters it's insane.
>"I don't like blood in my steak it's gross"
>"I don't do that sweet and savory sugar and meat shit" *drowns steak in bbq sauce*
>"Vegetables taste like shit" *only ever buys frozen bags of corn carrots and broccoli
>"Catfish are bottom feeders, they're inedible"
>*physically incapable of eating raw fish or ham*
>"Drinking milk and eating fruit are for children"
>*eats bread with every meal*
>*half the shopping budget goes towards packaged snacks*
>*refuses to eat anything other than meat lover's pizza*
>"DON'T EAT THAT SOFT BOILED EGG YOU'LL GET SALMONELLA"
>"I love bacon" "Pork belly? Ew"
>"I don't like blood in my steak it's gross"
>"I don't do that sweet and savory sugar and meat shit" *drowns steak in bbq sauce*
>"Vegetables taste like shit" *only ever buys frozen bags of corn carrots and broccoli
>"Catfish are bottom feeders, they're inedible"
>*physically incapable of eating raw fish or ham*
>"Drinking milk and eating fruit are for children"
>*eats bread with every meal*
>*half the shopping budget goes towards packaged snacks*
>*refuses to eat anything other than meat lover's pizza*
>"DON'T EAT THAT SOFT BOILED EGG YOU'LL GET SALMONELLA"
>"I love bacon" "Pork belly? Ew"