Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius on Nostr: Commercial-grade drone covered in fishhooks, adhesives, that sort of thing. It drops ...
Commercial-grade drone covered in fishhooks, adhesives, that sort of thing. It drops out of the sky and hooks on to somebody. A speaker announces unless bitcoin is paid to an account shown on a QR code, the drone will explode. If you try to remove the drone, it will explode. Work from home hostage taking.
The Church of the SubGenius has been telling you to get ready for a pretty tough future since 1980. Laugh all the way to your fully-equipped fallout shelter...
https://subgenius.comPublished at
2024-01-18 14:03:56Event JSON
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