📄 :verified: on Nostr: Coming soon from A&E: Quarter Ton Teen. Other considered classy, non-exploitative ...

Coming soon from A&E: Quarter Ton Teen.

Other considered classy, non-exploitative titles:

Fatty Fat Fat Teen
Lardass
Scale Breakers
I Was a Teenage Chunker
When Ham Planets Collide
Two Plane Tickets for Me
Eating the Whole Value Meal
Calories? What are Those?
You Gonna Finish That?

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