Duchess of Umbrage on Nostr: People who haven’t kept cats for the past 30 years should be issued a “turn off ...
People who haven’t kept cats for the past 30 years should be issued a “turn off your motion-sensor soap dispenser” warning when they adopt their new kittens.
#cats
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2024-11-19 14:11:11Event JSON
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