Chris Hallbeck on Nostr: *stranger motions towards my dog* Stranger: Is she friendly? Me: Well her bark is ...

*stranger motions towards my dog*

Stranger: Is she friendly?
Me: Well her bark is worse than her bite.

Stranger: Aww, aren't you just the cutest-
My dog: *bites*

Stranger: Ow! I thought you said-
My dog: *barks, shooting wasps into their face*