lastpuppetshowonearth on Nostr: The Big Bang or Instant Tater Tots? Since no one's asking the real questions, we ...

The Big Bang or Instant Tater Tots? Since no one's asking the real questions, we will.
If we can get a big bang why can't I get crispy hot tots whenever I want them? I'm being serious. Both are miraculous, but why do we only get one. I don't want to get up, put them in the toaster oven, then keep checking over and over and they're still not crispy!? I want to snap my fingers and shovel them in my face.
Thing is, you can't get something from nothing. So which is more believable? The big bang or instant tater tots?
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