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WELL WELL WELL LOOKIE HERE HIS ROYAL MAJESTY FREDERICK MEIJER THE FIRST BRINGING ÆVROPVAN HIGH CULTURE TO US RUBES

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DAMN
THAT GRAPEFRUIT JUICE HAD AS MUCH SUGAR IN IT AS POP AND WAS MADE OUT OF CHEMICAL POWDERS
SO I BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE EUROPEAN POP INSTEAD
ITS GOT GUNK AND GUBBINS FLOATING IN IT SO ITS GOTTA BE MADE OUTTA NATURAL TWIGS AND LEAFS OF EVROPA