Charles Johnson on Nostr: With headlines about giant venomous flying spiders, I expected monsters the size of ...
With headlines about giant venomous flying spiders, I expected monsters the size of bulldogs with huge sharp fangs dripping green venom, eight red-rimmed eyes, and wings. Fuckin' wings!
Turns out they're slightly bigger than normal, venom's harmless, they don't have wings and don't "fly."
Sad.
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