P∴R∴E∴V∴E∴N∴T∴theF∴U∴T∴U∴R∴E∴ on Nostr: Vampires in movies are notably bad at hiding that they are vampires. EVERYBODY knows ...
Vampires in movies are notably bad at hiding that they are vampires.
EVERYBODY knows Dracula is a vampire, he doesn’t even bother pretending he isn’t. Van Helsing is less a competent vampire hunter and more just the guy who sees a vampire and stakes it because that’s what you do.
Lestat and Louis are slightly more competent until they make that cannibal toddler of theirs.
Orlok just puts on a fancy hat and dares everybody to come at him.
EVERYBODY knows Dracula is a vampire, he doesn’t even bother pretending he isn’t. Van Helsing is less a competent vampire hunter and more just the guy who sees a vampire and stakes it because that’s what you do.
Lestat and Louis are slightly more competent until they make that cannibal toddler of theirs.
Orlok just puts on a fancy hat and dares everybody to come at him.