BeTheCookie on Nostr: Nurse (entering my room): I’m just gonna dunk on you. Me (in hospital bed with IVs ...

Nurse (entering my room): I’m just gonna dunk on you.
Me (in hospital bed with IVs and such): You mean “check on” right?
[all four walls fall down, revealing the NBA all-star court]
Nurse (flying over me doing a 360 alley-oop tomahawk jam): *wins dunk contest*
Me: I’m fine tho.