The Bitcoin Street Journal on Nostr: Any S&P 500 CFO or equivalent who dismally failed in the last 10 years at acquiring ...
Any S&P 500 CFO or equivalent who dismally failed in the last 10 years at acquiring actual Bitcoin on behalf of their company should immediately turn themselves in to the SEC regulatory authorities, throw themselves at the mercy of the court and then commence asap to lighting fire to their finance degree on a livestream in front of the current Dean of their former alma mater during the next graduation ceremony. That is all.
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