dr jamesbicycle on Nostr: The probability of a dog or cat barfing on a carpet is 100%, even if the only carpet ...
The probability of a dog or cat barfing on a carpet is 100%, even if the only carpet is a doormat.
The probability of a human being being fast enough to move the cat, the dog, or the carpet before the pre-barf retching becomes "productive" is 0%.
The probability of a per barfing during a human meal time is very high. There are certain kibble-resembling marshmallow-containing Xmas goodies that aren't getting eaten today.
#dogs #cats #barfing #puke #pets
The probability of a human being being fast enough to move the cat, the dog, or the carpet before the pre-barf retching becomes "productive" is 0%.
The probability of a per barfing during a human meal time is very high. There are certain kibble-resembling marshmallow-containing Xmas goodies that aren't getting eaten today.
#dogs #cats #barfing #puke #pets