Ian Campbell on Nostr: Spaceship Pilot: "THREE YEARS?" Sysadmin Sam: "Yeah. Turns out home office forgot to ...
Spaceship Pilot: "THREE YEARS?"
Sysadmin Sam: "Yeah. Turns out home office forgot to project communications delays, so the first year was spent waiting for the Tyrell software licenses they didn't pair with the wakeup call. I spent the second year deploying and troubleshooting the new systems."
Pilot: "What about the third year?"
Sysadmin Sam: "Making methamphetamine so I can quit the sysadmin job when we land."
Sysadmin Sam: "Yeah. Turns out home office forgot to project communications delays, so the first year was spent waiting for the Tyrell software licenses they didn't pair with the wakeup call. I spent the second year deploying and troubleshooting the new systems."
Pilot: "What about the third year?"
Sysadmin Sam: "Making methamphetamine so I can quit the sysadmin job when we land."