Catherynne M. Valente on Nostr: Republicans truly are having an entire existential crisis because the country-singing ...

Republicans truly are having an entire existential crisis because the country-singing popular pretty white rich girl is dating the burly midwestern football player & she’s not one of them

Their whole worldview says this is impossible. That’s why grown men are crying about Taylor Swift.

I know y’all hate her privilege, but that privilege is exactly why they all need a re-up on their blood pressure meds because they’re having big feelings about a pop star.

It’s beautiful.