Reports From Unknown Places on Nostr: We report: our umbrella is lying open on the floor by the front door, spilling into ...
We report: our umbrella is lying open on the floor by the front door, spilling into indoor puddles. The kettle starts to boil as the rain picks back up; the white noise of it all is scrambling our thoughts. Our expert comes home, and leaves their own wet umbrella by ours.
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