Chris Maultier on Nostr: (To the tune of "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead") Ding-dong! The Mitch is gone! No more ...
(To the tune of "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead")
Ding-dong! The Mitch is gone!
No more sway, no more con!
MAGA left him high and dry,
Tulsi’s in and he asks, “Why?”
Ding-dong! His grip is lost!
No more deals, no more boss!
Tried to rule, but they won’t heed,
Trump and Tulsi plant new seeds!
Now the turtle’s left behind,
Power’s lost, none to find!
Ding-dong! The Mitch is gone!
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