Bodhipaksa on Nostr: When my son was very young he asked me to show him how Siri worked on the iPad. Me: ...

When my son was very young he asked me to show him how Siri worked on the iPad.

Me: "Sure, what would you like Siri to do?"

He said he wanted to find pictures of me.

Me: "Hey, Siri, find pictures of Bodhipaksa on the internet."

Siri:"Searching the internet for pictures of booty action."

I've probably never moved more quickly as I stabbed at the cancel button, but I remember it as happening in slow motion: "Noooooooooooooo!"