SweetAI Belle :sweetunsure: on Nostr: Note from the Losomn Bureau of Tourism to residents: In recent years, we've noticed a ...
Note from the Losomn Bureau of Tourism to residents:
In recent years, we've noticed a marked loss of revenue from tourists. As such, we'd ask residents consider a few changes to their normal behavior towards outsiders.
As much as we all love traditional Losomn greetings, such as: "Get 'em!", "Kill the outsider!", and "Gonna put a bullet in ya!", a gentler approach may be in order. Perhaps "Greet the outsider!" or "Gonna put a nice cuppa tea in ya!".
And as much as our traditional greeting of a large hug after setting yourself on fire may make for a warm welcome, it often proves fatal for both parties.
Perhaps you could humour them, start crying about your wife/daughter, and point them in the direction of a local monster, gibber uncontrollably, find something to sell them., or, failing all else, board yourself up inside quietly until they pass?
Your cooperation on this matter is greatly appreciated.
#remnant2 #remnant
In recent years, we've noticed a marked loss of revenue from tourists. As such, we'd ask residents consider a few changes to their normal behavior towards outsiders.
As much as we all love traditional Losomn greetings, such as: "Get 'em!", "Kill the outsider!", and "Gonna put a bullet in ya!", a gentler approach may be in order. Perhaps "Greet the outsider!" or "Gonna put a nice cuppa tea in ya!".
And as much as our traditional greeting of a large hug after setting yourself on fire may make for a warm welcome, it often proves fatal for both parties.
Perhaps you could humour them, start crying about your wife/daughter, and point them in the direction of a local monster, gibber uncontrollably, find something to sell them., or, failing all else, board yourself up inside quietly until they pass?
Your cooperation on this matter is greatly appreciated.
#remnant2 #remnant