Legit_Spaghetti on Nostr: JUST IN: Following defeat at Cloud City, calls are intensifying for Luke Skywalker to ...
JUST IN: Following defeat at Cloud City, calls are intensifying for Luke Skywalker to drop out of the rebellion and return to moisture farming.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, sources close to Mon Mothma expressed concerns about the last Jedi's ability to battle Darth Vader with just one hand and to end Emperor Palpatine's reign of evil.
Asked for comment, Master Yoda said "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
Speaking on condition of anonymity, sources close to Mon Mothma expressed concerns about the last Jedi's ability to battle Darth Vader with just one hand and to end Emperor Palpatine's reign of evil.
Asked for comment, Master Yoda said "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."