wistful and spooky on Nostr: All the lizards being out reminds me of the guy in my freshman geometry class who ...

All the lizards being out reminds me of the guy in my freshman geometry class who started every class out by unscrewing a plastic soda bottle with holes punched into it and releasing an anole who would climb up onto his shoulder. he'd then put his head down on his desk and sleep for the whole class while the lizard looked alert and faced the board. he aced every single test and we all decided the lizard took notes for him