Paul Allen on Nostr: Sometimes my wife gets out of the shower and walks into the bedroom wearing nothing ...

Sometimes my wife gets out of the shower and walks into the bedroom wearing nothing but a towel.

For a brief instant, the boy in me is like "OMG THERE'S A NAKED CHICK IN OUR BEDROOM!"

Then old me comes back with "It's her bedroom and I hear she's a tease."

Then the wife is like "Who are you talking to?"