Bungler on Nostr: Once had a sleep paralysis experience where there was a horrible monster in bed next ...

Once had a sleep paralysis experience where there was a horrible monster in bed next to me. I kept trying to move to escape it but, being paralyzed, all I could do was lie there as it gazed upon me with its hideous facade. Then suddenly, I was fully awake, but to my horror, the monster was still there! Then it said to me, "I said the sink is leaking!" Then the real cosmic horror dawned on me, when like a Lovecraft protagonist, I realized it was no mere monster, but my wife!