John Moltz on Nostr: Me: Hey, could you vacuum the dining room rug, buddy? Roomba: Me vacuum air intake ...

Me: Hey, could you vacuum the dining room rug, buddy?

Roomba: Me vacuum air intake vent.

Me: [gently moving Roomba] Ha, no, there's nothing to vacuum there! Get the rug, OK?

Roomba: [shimmies back over to air intake vent]

Me: [moves Roomba again] Oookay, how bout you do the rug and then you can do the intake vent as a treat, huh?

Roomba: [heads right for the air intake vent, looking back at me over its shoulder]

Me: Son of a