David Njoku on Nostr: On my walk into work this morning, a bird did a massive big poo on me. Imagine a big ...
On my walk into work this morning, a bird did a massive big poo on me.
Imagine a big poo. Now double it.
Dear friend, I will now start live-tweeting my day. Together we will find out if being shat on by a bird is truly good luck.
This, people, is real science.
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