🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵 on Nostr: Lord of the rings animation is extremely, thoroughly meh. I'm not even going to do ...
Lord of the rings animation is extremely, thoroughly meh. I'm not even going to do the pedant thing and say it's not tolkienesque. Because that's the lowest hanging fruit here. It's just not a good fantasy story, and it's not well executed. It's more or less a guy's D&D campaign.
Little made sense, everyone makes retarded decisions, everything exists to put girl protag in place as lesbian jesus and then it turned into Fist of the North Star where a guy beats a troll to death and jumps around like an anime protagonist just for all of that to turn off for plot convenience.
This is less of a movie, and more of a recycling of The Two Towers and bits of Return of The King, dozens of callbacks stitched together. Really, the entire plot is just the Rohan plot in two tower. From beginning to end, but changed a bit to make a seething incel and a shittier Eowyn the drivers of plot.
It was bad, became funny for 15 minutes because of rape ape action, then dived head first into being boring again.
Little made sense, everyone makes retarded decisions, everything exists to put girl protag in place as lesbian jesus and then it turned into Fist of the North Star where a guy beats a troll to death and jumps around like an anime protagonist just for all of that to turn off for plot convenience.
This is less of a movie, and more of a recycling of The Two Towers and bits of Return of The King, dozens of callbacks stitched together. Really, the entire plot is just the Rohan plot in two tower. From beginning to end, but changed a bit to make a seething incel and a shittier Eowyn the drivers of plot.
It was bad, became funny for 15 minutes because of rape ape action, then dived head first into being boring again.