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Tired of Your Bitcoin-Obsessed Husband?
Always rambling about bull runs, bear markets, and “Blockchain will change everything, babe!”
Send him to… BITCAMP!
The all-inclusive survival camp for men who think they’re Warren Buffett just because they bought a meme coin.
🚀 What Does Your Man Do at BitCamp?
💪 Physical Challenges:
- Proof-of-Work: Sprinting up a hill while screaming: “TO THE MOON!!!”
- Pump & Dump Tug-of-War: They pull with all their might, win nothing, and finally understand how the market really works.
- Mining Marathon: Digging for treasure… in a sandbox.
🧠 Mental Training:
- HODL Meditation: Sitting cross-legged, chanting: “Don’t sell… don’t sell…”
- Bitcoin Therapy Circle: “Hi, I’m Mark, and I put my life savings into Dogecoin.”
- Altcoin Quiz: Guess which project was “the future” last month but is now worth nothing.
🔥 Evening Program:
- Campfire Stories: About that one friend who definitely got rich with crypto (nobody’s ever met him, but he’s real… probably).
- Price Check-Off: Phones are confiscated after 9 PM. Anyone caught refreshing charts has to give a lecture on fiat money.
🎁 Bonus Perks:
- A “Talk Sht, Get Hit – No Crypto Talk” wristband for at home.
- A free T-shirt: “I survived BitCamp and all I got was this useless NFT.”
👉 Sign your man up now!
BitCamp: Because you deserve better than another story about the next bull run.
Always rambling about bull runs, bear markets, and “Blockchain will change everything, babe!”
Send him to… BITCAMP!
The all-inclusive survival camp for men who think they’re Warren Buffett just because they bought a meme coin.
🚀 What Does Your Man Do at BitCamp?
💪 Physical Challenges:
- Proof-of-Work: Sprinting up a hill while screaming: “TO THE MOON!!!”
- Pump & Dump Tug-of-War: They pull with all their might, win nothing, and finally understand how the market really works.
- Mining Marathon: Digging for treasure… in a sandbox.
🧠 Mental Training:
- HODL Meditation: Sitting cross-legged, chanting: “Don’t sell… don’t sell…”
- Bitcoin Therapy Circle: “Hi, I’m Mark, and I put my life savings into Dogecoin.”
- Altcoin Quiz: Guess which project was “the future” last month but is now worth nothing.
🔥 Evening Program:
- Campfire Stories: About that one friend who definitely got rich with crypto (nobody’s ever met him, but he’s real… probably).
- Price Check-Off: Phones are confiscated after 9 PM. Anyone caught refreshing charts has to give a lecture on fiat money.
🎁 Bonus Perks:
- A “Talk Sht, Get Hit – No Crypto Talk” wristband for at home.
- A free T-shirt: “I survived BitCamp and all I got was this useless NFT.”
👉 Sign your man up now!
BitCamp: Because you deserve better than another story about the next bull run.