Kirk on Nostr: It is my favorite story to tell my friends. So my wife tells me we have to leave by 3 ...

It is my favorite story to tell my friends.

So my wife tells me we have to leave by 3 so I am ready by 2:45. There I am in the car waiting for her at 3:10. She finally comes and there we are driving and you know what she says?

Why are we always late?

Ricki, I looked this women in the windows of here soul

and I said

*checks behind me*

*checks the next room*

*checks under the couch*

I said...

*looks around 1 more time*

I said... biiiiitch you know why we're always late!