mowgliber on Nostr: He probably got sloshed because there wasn't enough biodiversity. Looks to me like he ...
He probably got sloshed because there wasn't enough biodiversity. Looks to me like he passed out glaring at that clump of grass.
My recommendation: plant at least 5 new species of perennial this week to bolster his spirits. I have heard good things about chocolate mint and ladies mantel.
Best of luck, I do not envy your predicament.
#grownostr #jokes #gnome #gardening
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