Matt Blaze on Nostr: I’m pretty sure the world record for the 100m sprint was just set by the USPS guy ...
I’m pretty sure the world record for the 100m sprint was just set by the USPS guy leaving my house after I failed to get to the door fast enough to sign for a package. Or at least he would definitely beat me in that event.
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