Kingstrum on Nostr: I add a series of tags and labels pointing to Confluence pages, which redirect back ...

I add a series of tags and labels pointing to Confluence pages, which redirect back to the Jira story. A GitHub Action to recreate this pattern is the "dead man's switch" to ensure it never stops.

The Mobius Strip this causes tears a hole in space-time via a nano-scale black hole. This causes all Atlassian products to be sucked into the event horizon.

To ensure the safety of All Humanity, I just happen to tip OpsGenie and MS (BURN IN HELL FOREVER, TEAMS!) over the precipice for good measure.