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The history of Tards.
Pre-historic Tard wondered the earth as a migrating hunter gatherer. The early memes the Tards sustained themselves on were primitive but none the less satiated the urge to Tard.
In 2009, a master Tard launched Bitcoin, and Tards around the world fluttered towards it like moths towards the flame of liberty. Tarberty really, if you think about.
Then one fateful and historic today. July 18, 2022. ArizonanHodl accidentally sent a Tard signal that Tards could not ignore.
Bob and Steven responded immediately as they were in close proximity to this Tard event horizon.
And stackchain was born. By Tards for Tards. We stacked obsessively, GFY’ed each other and those around us, and the memes, my dear God the memes cane to life. Tards started memeing in real time.
Then myself, your humble servant involved in Stackchain but unaware of Tardom, started a spaces about stackchain. The Tards were present.
A DM group was started. And this is was the fuel that ignited peak Tardium. You see, chat groups are the miracle grow of tardeness. There’s nothing Tards like more then being confined together digitally. I lost control of my DM group as the Tardverse started expanding at a rate In which it could not be contained in a single chat.
It erupted like a well stimulated penis, and Tard splattered everywhere. Suddenly there were dozens of Tard chats. Tard explores we’re sent to colonize other undiscovered lands. And now there is thriving Tard community on Nostr.
You are here.
Pre-historic Tard wondered the earth as a migrating hunter gatherer. The early memes the Tards sustained themselves on were primitive but none the less satiated the urge to Tard.
In 2009, a master Tard launched Bitcoin, and Tards around the world fluttered towards it like moths towards the flame of liberty. Tarberty really, if you think about.
Then one fateful and historic today. July 18, 2022. ArizonanHodl accidentally sent a Tard signal that Tards could not ignore.
Bob and Steven responded immediately as they were in close proximity to this Tard event horizon.
And stackchain was born. By Tards for Tards. We stacked obsessively, GFY’ed each other and those around us, and the memes, my dear God the memes cane to life. Tards started memeing in real time.
Then myself, your humble servant involved in Stackchain but unaware of Tardom, started a spaces about stackchain. The Tards were present.
A DM group was started. And this is was the fuel that ignited peak Tardium. You see, chat groups are the miracle grow of tardeness. There’s nothing Tards like more then being confined together digitally. I lost control of my DM group as the Tardverse started expanding at a rate In which it could not be contained in a single chat.
It erupted like a well stimulated penis, and Tard splattered everywhere. Suddenly there were dozens of Tard chats. Tard explores we’re sent to colonize other undiscovered lands. And now there is thriving Tard community on Nostr.
You are here.