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If we accept the supposition that made by Douglas Adams that Earth is a giant computer.

Corporations could be considered software.

for @Quarter in npub1uz5a0sze9n7pvrjehvcv20aal8l2e8zz9eadf9u6umgulcnlvajs20vzdf (npub1uz5…vzdf)
if @Quarter.profit < @LastQuarter.profit
saved = @workforce.fire(10%)
@ceo.fire_with(
@golden_parachute(saved/2)
)
else if @LastQuarter.proft < @Quarter.profit
saved = @workforce.fire(5%)
@ceo.give_bonus(saved)
end
end

Problem running this software, it will naturally use up all the resources and crash Earth.