Uncle Duke on Nostr: Gambling debts, two divorces, and a cocaine habit had left R2-D2 nearly broke. One ...

Gambling debts, two divorces, and a cocaine habit had left R2-D2 nearly broke. One night, drunk on White Claws, he drives his Porsche through the front window of a Santa Monica Walgreens, losing both his legs. Finding himself on the street, he now takes odd jobs just to survive.