P∴R∴E∴V∴E∴N∴T∴theF∴U∴T∴U∴R∴E∴ on Nostr: Have you ever met an MLM person? These are people who order their soap online. They ...

Have you ever met an MLM person? These are people who order their soap online. They do not drink, they do not use drugs, they do not use MEDICINE. These are people who honestly think the word "detox" means something scientific. These are Pinks in the truest sense, the last remaining squares in a world where everybody thinks they're hip. The dudes eat raw organ meat because cooking is too gay, and the women wear long denim skirts they made themselves for extra humility points.