Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: Shoved a banana down the front of me pants on a night out. Had a great laugh, got ...
Shoved a banana down the front of me pants on a night out. Had a great laugh, got hammered. It seemed to work given the amount of attention I was getting. Got off with someone who went straight for it. Their face when they ripped them off will live with me forever.
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