royalcat on Nostr: #[2]

quoting nevent1q…pqfd

Once upon a time, there lived a very stubborn tortoise and a speedy hare. The hare wanted to prove to the tortoise that he was the best money in the world, and so he challenged the tortoise to a race.

When the race began, both the hare and the tortoise ran with all their might. The hare raced ahead and thought he would surely win, and quickly became complacent. He stopped to take a nap, thinking that the tortoise was too slow to ever catch up.

But much to the hare’s surprise, the tortoise kept going, creeping ever closer to the finish line. The hare woke up just in time to see the tortoise cross the finish line first, beating all the other monies, including “crypto” and other inferior monies.

The tortoise, being the victor, explained his success. He explained that while he was not the fastest, he was the most reliable, secure and decentralized money of them all. He could be trusted to keep his value, and could be sent to any corner of the world in a matter of minutes.

The hare and all the other monies had to admit that bitcoin was the winner in the race to become the next global reserve currency. They all realized that bitcoin was the superior choice and that it had qualities that none of the others had.

And so, the tortoise became the rightful winner of the race and the global reserve currency. He had put in the hard work and proved himself to be the best money around.