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How to Stay Cheerful During the 2025 Decimation
Are you one of those stubborn bitcoiners who kept stacking sats while everyone else climbed aboard the Titanic of fiat debt? Well, congratulations! While the rest of the world gets swept up in the Decimation of 2025 — where governments roll out their final magic trick: hyperinflation and debt slavery for the masses — you've still got your freedom, your stash, and maybe, just maybe, a sense of humor.
So how can you keep your spirits high while those around you are scrambling to burn fiat just to stay warm?
1. Throw a "Burn Party" with Fiat-Debt Holders
Invite your fiat-loving friends over for a cozy evening by the fire, burning piles of their latest fiat currency. Let them enjoy the one last utility it offers: warmth! And don’t forget to remind them it could’ve been an actual bonfire if they’d only heeded your warnings. (Hot tip: BYOB - bring your own Bitcoin. But please, don’t share!)
2. Set Up an "Obsolete Asset Museum"
Ever wanted to start a museum? Now's your chance. Showcase relics of the pre-decimation world: credit cards, student loans, mortgages, fiat cash. Charge people in sats for entry — they’ll appreciate seeing the artifacts of a doomed civilization as they pay homage to their poor decisions. Maybe throw in a framed photo of your local central banker, too.
3. Offer "Fiat Clown Leader" Costumes for Halloween
Halloween is around the corner, and nothing says scary like a central banker costume. Wear a suit, print out a few hundred fake trillion-dollar bills, and hand them out like candy. Give the kids some economic lessons while you’re at it. After all, someone needs to prepare the next generation for sound money!
4. Start a "Lend Sats to Fiat Survivors" Program
No interest required — just humor. When they ask for a loan, send over a meme about how "Bitcoin fixes this." Explain that all they need is a tiny bit of time-traveling capability to stack sats back in the day, or they can start stacking now, albeit at a premium. Hey, it’s never too late to join the revolution!
5. The "Told You So" Tour
Nothing heals quite like schadenfreude. Plan a cross-country road trip, stopping at cities, meeting friends, and gently (or not-so-gently) reminding them that this is precisely why you’ve been raving about Bitcoin all along. Don’t let the inflation and broken systems get you down — consider it your personal victory lap.
6. Host a Decentralized Dinner Party
No fiat, no problem. Host a dinner for fellow bitcoiners where the only currency accepted is sats. If anyone with debt shows up, make them wash the dishes (because they need a lesson in real work). Chat about how you’d have loved to help out but didn’t quite get the invite to join their debt bonanza.
7. Bring Out Your Fiat Clown Bingo Card
Play a game of "Fiat Clown Bingo" every time you hear words like "unprecedented financial crisis," "unforeseen economic collapse," or "excessive money printing." Feel free to celebrate each Bingo win with a humble nod, satisfied in the knowledge you had the foresight to get out before the fiat circus set up the tent of doom.
8. Celebrate by Doing Absolutely Nothing
This one’s for the true Bitcoin maximalists. Sit back, stay comfy in your hard-won financial sovereignty, and enjoy the priceless feeling of peace knowing your time, effort, and assets are locked in a currency immune to clownery. Smile — the bitcoiners warned them, after all.
Are you one of those stubborn bitcoiners who kept stacking sats while everyone else climbed aboard the Titanic of fiat debt? Well, congratulations! While the rest of the world gets swept up in the Decimation of 2025 — where governments roll out their final magic trick: hyperinflation and debt slavery for the masses — you've still got your freedom, your stash, and maybe, just maybe, a sense of humor.
So how can you keep your spirits high while those around you are scrambling to burn fiat just to stay warm?
1. Throw a "Burn Party" with Fiat-Debt Holders
Invite your fiat-loving friends over for a cozy evening by the fire, burning piles of their latest fiat currency. Let them enjoy the one last utility it offers: warmth! And don’t forget to remind them it could’ve been an actual bonfire if they’d only heeded your warnings. (Hot tip: BYOB - bring your own Bitcoin. But please, don’t share!)
2. Set Up an "Obsolete Asset Museum"
Ever wanted to start a museum? Now's your chance. Showcase relics of the pre-decimation world: credit cards, student loans, mortgages, fiat cash. Charge people in sats for entry — they’ll appreciate seeing the artifacts of a doomed civilization as they pay homage to their poor decisions. Maybe throw in a framed photo of your local central banker, too.
3. Offer "Fiat Clown Leader" Costumes for Halloween
Halloween is around the corner, and nothing says scary like a central banker costume. Wear a suit, print out a few hundred fake trillion-dollar bills, and hand them out like candy. Give the kids some economic lessons while you’re at it. After all, someone needs to prepare the next generation for sound money!
4. Start a "Lend Sats to Fiat Survivors" Program
No interest required — just humor. When they ask for a loan, send over a meme about how "Bitcoin fixes this." Explain that all they need is a tiny bit of time-traveling capability to stack sats back in the day, or they can start stacking now, albeit at a premium. Hey, it’s never too late to join the revolution!
5. The "Told You So" Tour
Nothing heals quite like schadenfreude. Plan a cross-country road trip, stopping at cities, meeting friends, and gently (or not-so-gently) reminding them that this is precisely why you’ve been raving about Bitcoin all along. Don’t let the inflation and broken systems get you down — consider it your personal victory lap.
6. Host a Decentralized Dinner Party
No fiat, no problem. Host a dinner for fellow bitcoiners where the only currency accepted is sats. If anyone with debt shows up, make them wash the dishes (because they need a lesson in real work). Chat about how you’d have loved to help out but didn’t quite get the invite to join their debt bonanza.
7. Bring Out Your Fiat Clown Bingo Card
Play a game of "Fiat Clown Bingo" every time you hear words like "unprecedented financial crisis," "unforeseen economic collapse," or "excessive money printing." Feel free to celebrate each Bingo win with a humble nod, satisfied in the knowledge you had the foresight to get out before the fiat circus set up the tent of doom.
8. Celebrate by Doing Absolutely Nothing
This one’s for the true Bitcoin maximalists. Sit back, stay comfy in your hard-won financial sovereignty, and enjoy the priceless feeling of peace knowing your time, effort, and assets are locked in a currency immune to clownery. Smile — the bitcoiners warned them, after all.