Sean Kelly on Nostr: REALTOR: Full disclosure, this place is haunted. ME: Okay, cool [6 months later] ...

REALTOR: Full disclosure, this place is haunted.
ME: Okay, cool

[6 months later]

GHOST: Aren't you going out with your friends tonight?
ME: You're the only friend I'm ever going to need. Now, let's talk more about that dream I had at age 6
GHOST: [sobs softly]