Bitcoin Meetup Ostschweiz on Nostr: @ Donald Trump Max Kaisers 12 Steps of Shitcoiners Anonymous Step 1: Admit you are ...

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Max Kaisers 12 Steps of Shitcoiners Anonymous

Step 1: Admit you are powerless over shitcoins and that your life has become a shit show and flaming dumpster fire.

Step 2. Came to believe #Bitcoin could restore you to sanity, you worthless degen

Step 3. Make a decision to turn your life over to Satoshi and the #Bitcoin protocol

Step 4. Looked at yourself in the mirror and realized you’re a nasty shitcoiner

Step 5. Admitted to Satoshi you’re a dumbass shitcoiner

Step 6. Got rid of your shitcoins and bought more #Bitcoin

Step 7. Tweeted @maxkeiser and begged foregiveness

Step 8. Tweeted an apology to everyone you exit-scammed

Step 9. Tried to pay those noobs back you scammed

Step 10. Never forget you’re a shitcoiner at heart and try not to be a dick

Step 11. Pray to Satoshi often, and DCA at SwanBitcoin/max

Step 12. Join http://t.me/orangepill and Orange Pill everyone you meet, including your dumbass family.