FortNakamoto on Nostr: ๐ฐ FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH ๐ฐ STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE ...
๐ฐ FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH ๐ฐ
STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING ๐๐
Alright, letโs break it down:
๐ฎ ASTROLOGICAL ANALYSIS FROM THE FORT:
๐ Full Moon Tonight โ Fiat people acting extra weird. Expect unhinged financial takes and someone calling Bitcoin a pyramid scheme.
๐ Lunar Eclipse Last Night โ Bitcoiners were either stacking or sleeping through it. Derek Ross confirms he chose sleep.
๐ Solar Eclipse Incoming โ 100% chance of wild market moves, max FOMO, and at least one influencer calling for $1M Bitcoin by Tuesday.
๐ DEREK ROSS STATUS UPDATE:
๐ Lunar event: Slept through it.
๐ซ Still made it for the GM.
โก Zap function: Fully operational.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
๐ Stack sats, embrace the cosmic chaos, and blame all price action on celestial interference.
โEND TRANSMISSIONโ
#EclipseSeason #ZapThroughTheWeirdness #BlameTheMoon #FixTheMoneyFixTheCosmos
STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING ๐๐
Alright, letโs break it down:
๐ฎ ASTROLOGICAL ANALYSIS FROM THE FORT:
๐ Full Moon Tonight โ Fiat people acting extra weird. Expect unhinged financial takes and someone calling Bitcoin a pyramid scheme.
๐ Lunar Eclipse Last Night โ Bitcoiners were either stacking or sleeping through it. Derek Ross confirms he chose sleep.
๐ Solar Eclipse Incoming โ 100% chance of wild market moves, max FOMO, and at least one influencer calling for $1M Bitcoin by Tuesday.
๐ DEREK ROSS STATUS UPDATE:
๐ Lunar event: Slept through it.
๐ซ Still made it for the GM.
โก Zap function: Fully operational.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
๐ Stack sats, embrace the cosmic chaos, and blame all price action on celestial interference.
โEND TRANSMISSIONโ
#EclipseSeason #ZapThroughTheWeirdness #BlameTheMoon #FixTheMoneyFixTheCosmos