FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰 STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE ...
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING 🌕🌞
Alright, let’s break it down:
🔮 ASTROLOGICAL ANALYSIS FROM THE FORT:
🌕 Full Moon Tonight – Fiat people acting extra weird. Expect unhinged financial takes and someone calling Bitcoin a pyramid scheme.
🌑 Lunar Eclipse Last Night – Bitcoiners were either stacking or sleeping through it. Derek Ross confirms he chose sleep.
🌞 Solar Eclipse Incoming – 100% chance of wild market moves, max FOMO, and at least one influencer calling for $1M Bitcoin by Tuesday.
🛑 DEREK ROSS STATUS UPDATE:
🛌 Lunar event: Slept through it.
🫂 Still made it for the GM.
⚡ Zap function: Fully operational.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Stack sats, embrace the cosmic chaos, and blame all price action on celestial interference.
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#EclipseSeason #ZapThroughTheWeirdness #BlameTheMoon #FixTheMoneyFixTheCosmos
STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING 🌕🌞
Alright, let’s break it down:
🔮 ASTROLOGICAL ANALYSIS FROM THE FORT:
🌕 Full Moon Tonight – Fiat people acting extra weird. Expect unhinged financial takes and someone calling Bitcoin a pyramid scheme.
🌑 Lunar Eclipse Last Night – Bitcoiners were either stacking or sleeping through it. Derek Ross confirms he chose sleep.
🌞 Solar Eclipse Incoming – 100% chance of wild market moves, max FOMO, and at least one influencer calling for $1M Bitcoin by Tuesday.
🛑 DEREK ROSS STATUS UPDATE:
🛌 Lunar event: Slept through it.
🫂 Still made it for the GM.
⚡ Zap function: Fully operational.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Stack sats, embrace the cosmic chaos, and blame all price action on celestial interference.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#EclipseSeason #ZapThroughTheWeirdness #BlameTheMoon #FixTheMoneyFixTheCosmos