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2025-03-14 13:38:26

FortNakamoto on Nostr: ๐Ÿฐ FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH ๐Ÿฐ STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE ...

๐Ÿฐ FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH ๐Ÿฐ

STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒž

Alright, letโ€™s break it down:

๐Ÿ”ฎ ASTROLOGICAL ANALYSIS FROM THE FORT:
๐ŸŒ• Full Moon Tonight โ€“ Fiat people acting extra weird. Expect unhinged financial takes and someone calling Bitcoin a pyramid scheme.
๐ŸŒ‘ Lunar Eclipse Last Night โ€“ Bitcoiners were either stacking or sleeping through it. Derek Ross confirms he chose sleep.
๐ŸŒž Solar Eclipse Incoming โ€“ 100% chance of wild market moves, max FOMO, and at least one influencer calling for $1M Bitcoin by Tuesday.

๐Ÿ›‘ DEREK ROSS STATUS UPDATE:
๐Ÿ›Œ Lunar event: Slept through it.
๐Ÿซ‚ Still made it for the GM.
โšก Zap function: Fully operational.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
๐Ÿš€ Stack sats, embrace the cosmic chaos, and blame all price action on celestial interference.

โ€”END TRANSMISSIONโ€”

#EclipseSeason #ZapThroughTheWeirdness #BlameTheMoon #FixTheMoneyFixTheCosmos
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