Tekromancer on Nostr: Ok, I sweartogod this actually happened, and I have witnesses. Mrs Tek ordered coffee ...

Ok, I sweartogod this actually happened, and I have witnesses.

Mrs Tek ordered coffee after dinner. That sounded good, so I did too. Her coffee came. She drank. My coffee came. I took a sip, felt something non-liquidy in my mouth, reached in, and pulled out a boiled cockroach. I gagged. Mrs Tek gagged. She went and got the owner, who apologized profusely and comped a round of drinks.

I’ve never had a roach in my coffee before. I highly, highly, disrecommend.