spaf on Nostr: Help! I need a new title for my business cards. I am still looking for ideas. Here ...

Help! I need a new title for my business cards. I am still looking for ideas. Here are a few of my ideas:

Millstone & Chief Albatross
Mischievous but Inept Leprechaun
Dark Necromancer and Part-time DJ
Last of the Mohicans’ 3rd Cousins, twice removed
Dazed & Confused
A Barrel’s Missing Monkey
Patient Zero
International Protoplasm of Mystery
The Grey Teletubbie
Master Plumber of Middle Earth
Hamster Wrangler
Inspector Clouseau’s Dumber Brother
Chicken Magnet (the djinni was slightly deaf)