Fed Doxworthy on Nostr: Be me Be in a rush to talk to somebody at work Have to pee Go in bathroom and pee ...

Be me
Be in a rush to talk to somebody at work
Have to pee
Go in bathroom and pee
Shake it like a mad man
No more drops coming out
Put snake back in trousers
Skeet a whole rope of piss inside
Now people are looking for me
I'm hiding in an office
Turned lights off
Nobody can see i pissed my pants
Thinking of excuse for when I'm asked "where we're you?