allrite on Nostr: npub1nxty7…a055a "Can't you go any faster?" "It's an observation sub, not a jet ...
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"Can't you go any faster?"
"It's an observation sub, not a jet ski!"
"Yeah, well, from what I observe those drunk game fishers are gaining on us."
"They just mistook us for a shark. How was I to know some kid got eaten off here yesterday?"
"Don't you watch the news?"
"Nah, I'm too busy watching the fish."
"You'll be swimming with them soon enough if we don't get a move on. What's the point of looking like a shark if it doesn't swim like one?"
"I like looking at fish?"
"Gah!"
"Can't you go any faster?"
"It's an observation sub, not a jet ski!"
"Yeah, well, from what I observe those drunk game fishers are gaining on us."
"They just mistook us for a shark. How was I to know some kid got eaten off here yesterday?"
"Don't you watch the news?"
"Nah, I'm too busy watching the fish."
"You'll be swimming with them soon enough if we don't get a move on. What's the point of looking like a shark if it doesn't swim like one?"
"I like looking at fish?"
"Gah!"