Charlie Stross on Nostr: I wish I had a small games company at my disposal because I am now visualizing the ...

I wish I had a small games company at my disposal because I am now visualizing the casual game BABYSPLAT, in which you're kind of playing Lemmings but with babies that go SPLAT when dropped, and the goal is to keep them from falling through holes in the clouds long enough to convince the blob giving birth to them to Accept Jeezus into her heart. (At which point the babies still drop and go SPLAT, but then rise up to heaven on angel wings to the strains of "every sperm is sacred".)