Chris Hallbeck on Nostr: *metal detector alarm goes off* TSA officer: Sir please step over here. Are you ...
*metal detector alarm goes off*
TSA officer: Sir please step over here. Are you concealing metal somewhere on your body?
Sonic: No, I don’t have anyt— *Sonic trips and falls face first onto the cement, launching a shower of rings into the air*
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