Alex Psmith on Nostr: Looking to be another cracker of a day here in paradise! ...except I have to go ...
Looking to be another cracker of a day here in paradise!
...except I have to go SHORTS SHOPPING, which is a nightmare because everything is homogenised crap and nothing ever fits. However, I was down to my last pair of shorts, which were rendered unwearable this morning after an unfortunate encounter with my own arse.
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