heatherlarson on Nostr: I witnessed something shocking tonight. My sweet little cat had a fight with a turd ...
I witnessed something shocking tonight.
My sweet little cat had a fight with a turd that was trying to leave his body.
It was a 3-act drama.
It was so wild, the other cat and I made eye contact, confused and grossed out in the middle of it. We shared a moment.
He has the zoomies now, so he appears to be ok and light as a feather 🪶 otherwise I’d be concerned.
Act 1. The whistling fart. 💨 in all my years of having animals, even taking care of horses, I’d never heard anything like it. It was loud. This is where the other cat and I began eye contact in our confusion. What was that sound? Did it come from inside the house? Did it come from… omg 😳… there…?
It sure did. 🤯
Act 2 & 3. Hard to tell the order it happened. There was a gunshot. The object fired from the poopshoot with such velocity, it hit the wall of the litter box with a THUD. There was then a fierce, defensive growl. My sweet cat fired his laser eyes at that turd 💩 and the fight was over.
He had won. 🏆 he began feverishly burying it, waving one paw in the air, like he was clearing smoke. 🐾
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📷 pic of world champion shitter critter attached
My sweet little cat had a fight with a turd that was trying to leave his body.
It was a 3-act drama.
It was so wild, the other cat and I made eye contact, confused and grossed out in the middle of it. We shared a moment.
He has the zoomies now, so he appears to be ok and light as a feather 🪶 otherwise I’d be concerned.
Act 1. The whistling fart. 💨 in all my years of having animals, even taking care of horses, I’d never heard anything like it. It was loud. This is where the other cat and I began eye contact in our confusion. What was that sound? Did it come from inside the house? Did it come from… omg 😳… there…?
It sure did. 🤯
Act 2 & 3. Hard to tell the order it happened. There was a gunshot. The object fired from the poopshoot with such velocity, it hit the wall of the litter box with a THUD. There was then a fierce, defensive growl. My sweet cat fired his laser eyes at that turd 💩 and the fight was over.
He had won. 🏆 he began feverishly burying it, waving one paw in the air, like he was clearing smoke. 🐾
#keepnostrweird npub1h2cxhumkcsp9khm6k95rmjskwzlkcj28efwndat384dhcwyuv6gq4v752r (npub1h2c…752r)
📷 pic of world champion shitter critter attached