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Landlords in 2004: All you need is first month rent of $500 & deposit of $250

Landlords in 2014: All you need is First Month Rent of $850, Last Month Rent of $850 & a Deposit of $850

Landlords in 2024: All you need is 3x the rent, First Month rent of $1900, Last Month rent of $1900, deposit of $1900, credit score of 750 or higher, no evictions in the last 12 years, NO pets, no off street parking, no backyard, no utilities included, late fees are $50, Application fee $65, blood of your first born & some fruit snacks.
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