Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) on Nostr: A Viking was shopping when he saw a woman in a wheelchair in tears. "What's the ...

A Viking was shopping when he saw a woman in a wheelchair in tears.
"What's the matter?"
"I want to have a look at the frozen puddings." wept the old lady.
"No problem," said the Viking, lifting her onto his back and strolling through the chiller cabinets she selected several puddings.
"I'd like to thank you," said the lady, "but I don't even know who you are!"
He just waved and walked off.
"What have you been doing?" asked her husband.
"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."